twitterlols:

if i fits i sits

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apple-sappy:

ghost-oakes:

rockdownu:

i’m not strong enough for this i’m about to die RIGHT here

I feel like I’m hallucinating this

Pennywise: “take it

Georgie: *TAKES THE FUCKING BOAT AND PROCEEDS TO WALK AWAY* “Thanks! See ya later… bye!”

Pennywise: “…. ahhh shit

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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

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"Why should I be sad? I have lost someone who didn’t love me. But they lost someone who loved them."

— Unknown (via help-n-quotes)

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drth-drcy:

slippykylo:

piratunge:

areyouahauntedpotato:

jumpingjacktrash:

monkeysaysficus:

I was not ready

unmute this

I’m fucking crying with laughter right now, genuine tears in my eyes

@yoongtechnology

i needed this laugh

omg

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strange-thangs:

David Harbour: the hero we deserve

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dita-von:
“Dita Von Teese
”

supersonicart:

Tomer Hanuka, Recent Work.

Illustrations by the masterful Tomer Hanuka, who lives and works in New York City.


Be sure to follow Supersonic Art on Instagram!

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wilwheaton:
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bettergroomedwings:
“Sounds like Newt had fun, today.
”

bettergroomedwings:

Sounds like Newt had fun, today.

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notpulpcovers:
“Red Book v064 n04 [1935-02] cover https://flic.kr/p/XL65gp
”

notpulpcovers:

Red Book v064 n04 [1935-02] cover https://flic.kr/p/XL65gp

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muppetmolly:

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

image

Originally posted by siobhanncolleen-blog

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